Mr. Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher
a million years have passed since i last posted.
i've listened to the "overzealous foul ball catcher" jingle about a million times more.
and my ears haven't bled yet.
OMGYAY!
it has seriously grown on me. it's hilarious, don't you think?
"...Hot dog vendors, old ladies, infants... you maul them over like a diesel-powered combine... Ashamed of your foul boul fervor?... hardly, you scratch and gouge your way to the ball like a feisty wolverine... So crack open an ice cold bottle of Bud Light Mr. Bully of the Bleachers... because why PAY for a souvenir, when you can FIGHT for one?"
i've listened to the "overzealous foul ball catcher" jingle about a million times more.
and my ears haven't bled yet.
OMGYAY!
it has seriously grown on me. it's hilarious, don't you think?
"...Hot dog vendors, old ladies, infants... you maul them over like a diesel-powered combine... Ashamed of your foul boul fervor?... hardly, you scratch and gouge your way to the ball like a feisty wolverine... So crack open an ice cold bottle of Bud Light Mr. Bully of the Bleachers... because why PAY for a souvenir, when you can FIGHT for one?"