just something i sent to a very stupid person.
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wala lang...i'm just feeling particularly bitchy today kaya i just wanted to apologize again. but your english truly is abysmal. i just want to make it clear. let me proofread your message for you. here's the original:
hey mister,,, if you dont mind.. please stop "posting
a lot of bulletins"!! your deleting some important
bulletins you know that?! so...if your mad dont
share your angriness on us! i'm sorry... but your
just getting in my nerve....
when it CLEARLY should be:
hey miss...(ellipses (and in case you didn't know, 'ellipses' is the plural of 'ellipsis') are okay, but three commas are so passé. actually, you should use justa single comma, but whatever.)
please stop posting a lot of bulletins. (in my world we call posting a lot of bulletins 'flooding'. we also don't use quotation marks for it. it's not like i don't know what the freaking thing means. we only use quotation marks, whether single or double, when referring to a word used not for its meaning but for it as a word. and we also don't use 'if you don't mind' just to impress and let people know that we know that we actually know the phrase. especially if it totally doesn't fit in the sentence.)
you're deleting some important bulletins, you know that? (you+are=you're. duh. let's try contracting, shall we? and besides, what do you need the last 320 bulletins for? its not like you read them all)
so if you're mad, (again with the wrong contractions)
don't share your (dito ung 'your')
anger (there's no such word as 'angriness'. trust me. plus, if there was, it still wouldn't be gramatically correct)
with (not 'on')
us!
i'm sorry, (at least you got this contraction right...kudos to you)
but you're (contraction!)
just getting on my nerves...(not 'in'. duh. and is it even possible to get on just one nerve? i mean, they're microscopic. you can't hit just one.)
so here's the finished product:
hey miss...please stop posting a lot of bulletins. you're deleting some important bulletins, you know that? so if you're mad, don't share your anger with us! i'm sorry, but you're just getting on my nerves...
no need to thank me for the quick grammar lesson. never bothering me again is thanks enough.
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i am so nasty.
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wala lang...i'm just feeling particularly bitchy today kaya i just wanted to apologize again. but your english truly is abysmal. i just want to make it clear. let me proofread your message for you. here's the original:
hey mister,,, if you dont mind.. please stop "posting
a lot of bulletins"!! your deleting some important
bulletins you know that?! so...if your mad dont
share your angriness on us! i'm sorry... but your
just getting in my nerve....
when it CLEARLY should be:
hey miss...(ellipses (and in case you didn't know, 'ellipses' is the plural of 'ellipsis') are okay, but three commas are so passé. actually, you should use justa single comma, but whatever.)
please stop posting a lot of bulletins. (in my world we call posting a lot of bulletins 'flooding'. we also don't use quotation marks for it. it's not like i don't know what the freaking thing means. we only use quotation marks, whether single or double, when referring to a word used not for its meaning but for it as a word. and we also don't use 'if you don't mind' just to impress and let people know that we know that we actually know the phrase. especially if it totally doesn't fit in the sentence.)
you're deleting some important bulletins, you know that? (you+are=you're. duh. let's try contracting, shall we? and besides, what do you need the last 320 bulletins for? its not like you read them all)
so if you're mad, (again with the wrong contractions)
don't share your (dito ung 'your')
anger (there's no such word as 'angriness'. trust me. plus, if there was, it still wouldn't be gramatically correct)
with (not 'on')
us!
i'm sorry, (at least you got this contraction right...kudos to you)
but you're (contraction!)
just getting on my nerves...(not 'in'. duh. and is it even possible to get on just one nerve? i mean, they're microscopic. you can't hit just one.)
so here's the finished product:
hey miss...please stop posting a lot of bulletins. you're deleting some important bulletins, you know that? so if you're mad, don't share your anger with us! i'm sorry, but you're just getting on my nerves...
no need to thank me for the quick grammar lesson. never bothering me again is thanks enough.
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i am so nasty.
